I love how a pleasant evening of cuddling with my kitty can turn into a ridiculous conversation with my husband.
Josh: The kitty loves you.
Me: I know and I love her.
Josh: Yea I know.
Me: If anything ever happened I would probably get another cat. Maybe a hairless cat so I could pet her without getting all furry handed.
Josh: Oo that would be so awesome! We could get it tattooed!
Me: … What?
Josh: Yea we could get it all tatted up and looking cool!
Me: Oh with a tribal face tattoo!
Me: No. We are NOT tattooing our non-existent hairless cat!
Josh: *sad face*