Happy Boobmas!

 

So we have been hitting the Operation Cheery Ho-Ho pretty hard this weekend. We finished decorating the inside of the house, we made paper snowflakes and our countdown to christmas trees, we’ve watched How the Grinch Stole Christmas 3 times and we finished painting some presents for the grandparents. We also put up lights outside…

As I stepped back and looked at my awesome light placement this year I realized something pretty spectacular, I had placed boobs on my home. Big, beautiful boobs with sparkly tinsel nipples.

During the day you don’t notice them at all. During the day you might think I was being festive and slightly sad with my lack of outdoor decorations:

Look mom! That house has a string of lights and some sparkly wreathes! Do you think the Grinch stole their Christmas?

But at night, the lights come on and it becomes boobtacular:

It’s pretty obvious. Even though they are pretty saggy boobs from the size of that cleavage…

So a normal person would say “Hmmm, I believe I have placed festive boobs on my home. I will remedy the situation immediately.”

Me and my husband are not normal people.

My husband told me to leave them up because they were awesome and hilarious. I also believe they are awesome and hilarious and secretly hope that my neighbors will come by to complain.

Here’s the deal though.

I don’t think anyone else sees what my husband and I see in the lights, so we may just be super perverted and weird.

I do think that I have a new idea for christmas cards this year though:

 

 Happy Boobmas everyone!

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13 Responses

  1. Angie says:

    Oh. my. goodness. Cracking up SO hard. I love ‘em.

    We totally have the same type of humor, as well. ;)

  2. Dawnielle says:

    This is hilarious! Why haven’t the pink ribbon people thought of this? ;)

    • Sara Carbaugh says:

      I know right?! We should start a letter writing campaign for “Boobs on Porches for Cancer Awareness”! LOL

  3. Kate says:

    HA! That is brilliant, you definitely have to leave that up! Amazing!

  4. bahahaha oh my goodness! I am laughing so hard at this!

    • Sara Carbaugh says:

      I’m so glad I could make your day! hehe I really love my boobs and now my neighbors and friends and family can really enjoy them too! hehe

  5. Bliss Diva says:

    Oh my goodness, this is so funny! :D If I had neighbors who could see my house more clearly, I would totally do this!

    • Sara Carbaugh says:

      Hey you can always just do it for yourself! Heck I think we are the only ones who have noticed it anyway so I think it’s pretty much for ourselves at this point too. hehe

  6. Sheryl says:

    I have the perfect porch for this. And live across from a tree lot and down the street from a dude who has Santa peeing on a Michigan sign (and another dude with the grim reaper still in his yard) so I think its a great neighborhood for titmas.

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